Monday, December 18, 2006

Here's the story, of a guy named TOBy.

It's a Monday morning and the rumor mill is spinning faster than Carmelo Anthony's fists.

Weekend reports had it all but announced that Mark Whipple would be leaving the Pittsburgh Steelers and roaming the sidelines at Alumni, until last night when EagleAction claimed that it would actually be an internal promotion of Frank Spaziani.

The moral of the story? No one actually knows anything. The Flynn Department over in Conte has been so quiet it's creepy. The only thing that is known is that the Board of Trustees is meeting early this week and will decide. Michael Vega, of the Globe, has it narrowed down to three, Whip, Jags and Spaz.

So, because no one knows anything, here's a Brady Bunch like matrix of the players involved.

Top Row: Whipple (as Marcia), TOB (as Carol Brady), Jags (as Greg)
Middle: Bob Davie (as Jan), Alice (as Alice), Dave Clawson (as Peter)
Bottom: Dana Bible (as Cindy), Coach Flip (as Mike Brady) and Spaz (as Bobby)

1 comment:

  1. The question is, how can we trust Vega or any of the media, they all had it down to 1 before, it could be 10 wide at this point.