Monday, October 3, 2011


Junior College transfer Rocky Squirrel proved to be one of the few bright spots for the Eagles in Saturday's spirit-crushing loss to Wake Forest. Finding paydirt twice, the steal from Wossamotta University in Frostbite Falls, Minnesota proved to be a big boon to getting the fan base back into the action on an otherwise calm Saturday afternoon.

While the administration works to get Squirrel's two touchdowns recognized by the NCAA and award BC the victory, there are a few questions about eligibility. No class schedule has been identified, and this video of the Squirrel on a recruiting trip seems to have brought about a few questions as to how he ended up in Chestnut Hill:

Oh my God, we've been reduced to talking about squirrels. Please help us.

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