Monday, December 12, 2011

BLAUD LIBS: CREATE YOUR OWN BC APPROVED BOSTON GLOBE COLUMN

So, perhaps you heard that Mark Blaudschun is at it again. As an "anonymous" "grenade thrower" from "an internet chat room", I feel it is my duty to help Blauds write his next column on BC football. You, too, can help! Just fill in the following Blaud Libs, we will get to work.


Choose one of these Pictures: Spaz Arms Folded, Spaz With Sunglasses, Spaz in Snow
Euphemistic Adjective for Mediocrity: ___________
Head Coach or Athletic Director's Name: ___________
[Respect Privacy]: ________________
Player Sidelined by Injury This Year: _____________
Conference that BC Used to Play In: ____________ 
BC's Hypothetical Record If They Played Those Teams: __________
BC's Hypothetical Record If That Darn Squirrel Didn't Get in the Way: ____________
Previous Coach: __________________
Synonym of Disaster: ______________
Nursery Rhyme About Bare Cupboard: ____________
Player Recruited By Previous Coach Who Is No Longer On Team: _______________
Player Responsible for Missing Field Goal or Dropping Pass/Interception: ____________
Ivy League School: ____________
Day of Week: ________________
SEC School: _________________
Day of Week: ________________
Number Between 7 and 10: ______________
Type of Ceiling: _____________________
Excuse: _______________________
Positive Characteristic You Were Told To Associate with AD: _______________________

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