Holly Anderson comes to the rescue over on SI by introducing us to the amazing concept of "Tollanthropy", in which you make your rival's esteemed positions hilariously self-serving.
Question is, where do we aim our trolling donations? A few ideas, for anonymous donors:
- To Miami: I don't care what it is, but name it for Gerard Phelan.
- To Notre Dame: Endow the offensive line coach as the Patrick Dillingham Training Coordinator.
- To UConn: Sponsor I-84 with an Adopt-A-Highway right before exit 68 in the name of Coach Flip
To BU: Donate a statue of a football player to be erected outside of Agganis Arena.
I also know that we are an absurdly easy target for these (although I would like to see the Hall & Oates Class of 2007 Dual-Sport Scholarship)
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